How Did This Get Made: A Conversation With The Producer And Editor Of ‘The Boyfriend School’
By Blake Harris/July 1, 2020 8:00 am EST
This week, the gang at How Did This Get Made? covered The Boyfriend School, a 1990 romantic comedy starring Steve Guttenberg, Shelley Long and Jami Gertz.To better understand how (and why) this film got made, I spoke with the film’s editor, Marshall Harvey, and its producer, George Braunstein. Given that George Braunstein hasn’t produced a film in several years, and that he’s best known in Hollywood as an entertainment attorney (he’s a partner at Braunstein & Braunstein), I was particularly curious to hear how he had gotten into producing films. And the answer to that question begins in the late 1940’s… The interview below has been lightly edited for clarity.
Part 2: And It Went Downhill from There!
In 1989, editor Marshall Harvey was flying high. He had just finished cutting the Tom Hanks comedy The ‘Burbs and—with that film now in the can—he began looking for his next project… MARSHALL HARVEY: My agent set me up on an interview with Malcolm Mowbray, the director. I had seen a film he did in England called A Private Function that starred Michael Palin from Monty Python and I really liked it. So I was excited to meet him. And we hit it off right away. Especially when he found out my film teacher in college was Alexander Mackendrick, who had done a lot of classic British comedies in the 50s (with Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness). Those were films that Malcolm had grown up with…BJH: Right. What kind of stuff do you remember him saying about The Boyfriend School? Like: why was he excited to do it? How was he sort of pitching it to you? MARSHALL HARVEY: Who? Malcolm?BJH: Yeah. MARSHALL HARVEY: I think he had a two or three picture deal with Hemdale Corporation. He had done a movie before called Out Cold—a black comedy with Jon Lithgow and Randy Quaid….I think he just loved kind of quirky, dark comedies; as do I. And so, you know, it was a gig. [laughs] He was trying to get a foothold in America as a director. But unfortunately, the first movie, Out Cold, made no money whatsoever. Hemdale, at that point in the late 80s—this is John Daly’s company: Hemdale Corporation—they were riding high on co-producing the first Terminator movie and winning the Oscar for Platoon. So they—like some other companies in the late 80s decided: well, we’ll distribute the movies we make. But, you know, the distribution is so much different than making movies. And like De Laurentiis had “DEG” in the 80s, that went belly-up and so did Hemdale; not long after Boyfriend School came out.BJH: Ah, okay. That makes sense. MARSHALL HARVEY: Anyway, [Malcolm and I] we hit it off right away. So I got hired. We went to Charleston, South Carolina, which was beautiful. I enjoyed that. And it went downhill from there! BJH: [laughs] What do you remember about the title change…? Harvey excitedly pulls out an old newspaper ad for The Boyfriend School—mentioning that when he was hired and all throughout production the film had been called Don’t Tell Her It’s Me. MARSHALL HARVEY: But by the time the film was finished, I guess they had a test screening and people didn’t “cotton to” the title so much. I was long gone by then. And only found out about the title change when it was released in theaters. And I just thought: this is a terrible title. It just reeks of desperation, ya know? It’s one of those forgettable titles that…I never liked it. Harvey was not alone in feeling this way. In fact, the opening line of Variety’s review of the film says exactly that (and worse): “Don’t Tell Her It’s Me starts with an awkward, impossible-to-remember title and goes downhill from there. This grotesquely unfunny comedy, with Shelley Long as a romance novelist transforming shy brother Steve Guttenberg into a swaggering stud, should escape quickly from theaters.“MARSHALL HARVEY: Yeah, it got bad reviews. It made no money. Partly because Hemdale didn’t have enough clout, or money, to really advertise enough. Or book the theaters. That was the trouble with a lot of these small companies making smaller movies. You know, a major studio can say to a theater chain: well, you want our next Back to the Future movie? Then you gotta book Don’t Tell Her It’s Me or yada yada yada. But a company like Hemdale: they have no clout. So it’s like: please take our movie!BJH: What do you remember from the editing of the film? Any particular challenges stand out? MARSHALL HARVEY: It was a long time ago. We were still cutting on film. I was on location for the 6 [or] 7 weeks, whatever. Malcolm and I got along really well. There were really no problems until later in post-production over the final cut and whatnot. BJH: Gotcha. MARSHALL HARVEY: I don’t remember cutting too much out. But watching it last night I do recall there were at least a couple of short scenes with Kyle MacLachlan and Mädchen Amick that got deleted. And I think that set up kind of a subplot that MacLachlan was two-timing Jami Gertz and Mädchen had a rich father who was gonna put money into his business. Or something like that. There were a couple of scenes. And those got tossed. Probably for pacing reasons. And also in the last scene where we see them in the movie their dialogue kind of explains all that. But other than that I don’t recall any real problems. Sometimes a lack of coverage. Mostly with the little girl. But she actually came across really well. BJH: One final question: When was the last time you saw the movie? MARSHALL HARVEY: [excitedly] Oh! I did listen to the podcast. And I was pleasantly surprised by how much they liked it, actually! Mostly for the cast (which was great). I hadn’t seen it in 30 years. But I did find a VHS copy and watched it last night to refresh my memory. Because they talked about a lot of things that I completely forgot about. BJH: What did you feel watching it last night? MARSHALL HARVEY: That it has its moments. The running gag with the little girl always worked in screenings. We knew that was gonna work. The scene with Beth Grant as the sex teacher always worked. [But overall] it’s just one of those premises that…it’s a hard sell. BJH: Right. MARSHALL HARVEY: [after a moment of reflection] I felt bad for Jami Gertz because she has to play it real. But unless she was a complete idiot, how could she not see through this plot? But anyway…but the cast, for the most part, is good. And there’s some good moments in it. What happened in post-production, I think, is they said that Malcolm’s early movie made no money and the people at Hemdale (John Daly, specifically) really started getting cold feet when we were in post-production. And especially there were a lot of executives meddling—fighting with the director over god-knows-what. Stupid stuff. And most importantly: they kept cutting the post-production budget down. Which may be the reason I don’t remember going to the sound mix. I think they let me go early. To save money.
Part 3: Producers and Prize-Fighters
Trying to “save money” is by no means unusual during post-production. Though it’s a bit odd to try and find those savings in the editing department. That, however, makes more sense when factoring in the challenges facing John Daly, Derek Gibson and their Hemdale Corporation at this time. But before that, let’s go back to 1984—to right after George Braunstein had produced his first three films: Train Ride to Hollywood, Fade to Black and Surf II. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I’d made three movies and…none of them were big hits. Train Ride got locked up with Billy Jack. Fade to Black, American Cinema bought it and then went out of business. And then Surf II, nobody went to see it. So I thought: I’m never gonna work again. I’m not gonna be able to support my family. So I started to go to law school at night. BJH: Ah, okay. So that’s how you ended up becoming a lawyer. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Yeah. So during the day, I’d [continue producing] with my 100% rejection rate. I had a 50-cents-per-square-foot office in a warehouse in Santa Monica. And then at night, I went to law school. So needless to say, I’m not sleeping at night, and the weekends are gone; but I produced three movies while I was in law school. BJH: Wow! The first of the three films that Braunstein produced while in law school was And God Created Woman (1988), directed by Roger Vadim. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: And by this time I have people who know people who were giving me projects. And I had gotten a script called Hamburgers. It was about a butcher who has a relationship with his partner’s wife and they…it was a comedy murder mystery. And I give it to this English director Malcolm Mowbray and he says, “Oh, I love it.” BJH: What made you think of Malcolm for that movie? GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I had seen this film I just loved called A Private Function that Malcolm had directed. Braunstein—with Malcolm Mowbray attached to direct—then took the “comedy murder mystery” script to John Daly and Derek Gibson at the Hemdale Corporation. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: They were big fans of Malcolm. BJH: What were they big fans of Malcolm from? From the same film you had seen? GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Yeah, A Private Function. John Daly was English and he was a great…I’ll tell you: I did two movies with John Daly. And any day of the week, I would rather do a movie with John Daly and Derek Gibson than do a movie with a studio. Because with all of my studio experiences: I never knew who I was talking to. But when I showed up with John Daly, he wrote the checks. He was in charge. If you could deliver the groceries mono-a-mono with John Daly, you got your way. If you couldn’t support what you wanted; if you couldn’t support your position, or you lied to him, you were out. But at a studio: everybody’s lying!BJH: Ha!GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So [the script] Hamburgers was turned into…fuck, what’s the name of that movie?BJH: Out Cold? GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Out Cold. Thank you. Jesus Christ, Man. I gotta get to the “Memory Center” right away. BJH: [laughs]GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: John wouldn’t do the movie until I got some cast. He said, “Look, I like you George. I like the script. I love Malcolm.” But he had a deal with Tri-Star and Tri-Star had certain minimum requirements. And so I said: how about John Lithgow? Lithgow, at the time, had just been nominated for his second Tony Award for his performance as “Rene Gallimard” in M. Butterfly. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: CAA represented me, but they wouldn’t give the script to John Lithgow. So I get the fucking script to John Lithgow. And I sent him a copy of A Private Function. And he calls the agent up and says, “Why are you keeping the good material from me? I love this!” Then I go to John [Daly], who writes [John Lithgow] a million-dollar check, pay-or-play. So John [Daly] gives me the money for Out Cold. We set up a production office in San Pedro. We do it on location in a butcher shop there. We had John Lithgow; we had Terry Garr; we had Malcolm; we had so much fun doing Out Cold. But then John [Daly] got into a fight with Tri-Star and the picture never got distribution. Unfortunately. It was never released…BJH: Damn…GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I mean, when the movies get out there and you get in front of a bunch of eyes, you create, kind of, a critical mass that helps you in your career. If you make a movie and nobody sees it, then you’re just another dope, you know? Anyway [after Out Cold] Malcolm and I read a book called The Boyfriend School. Written by Sarah Bird. It was a romantic novel and we thought it would be fun so we took it to John [Daly]. John agreed to do it. Again, I had to get cast. He wanted Jami Gertz. And I’d always been a huge fan of Steve Guttenberg. So Guttenberg said yes. Jami said yes. John said yes. And then we went to South Carolina and did the movie. BJH: Was it hard to get Steve? He was so popular at that point in time…GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Well, you know, it’s all the material. He and his manager loved the material. They loved the director. And I think he wanted to get out of…he had done multiple versions of Police Academy and then the three-bachelor dad movie [Three Men and a Baby].BJH: Right. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: In other words: they kept him working—getting the paycheck—but not doing anything artistic. And so I came to him with Malcolm and with [a project] that wasn’t a “remake” of Police Academy. BJH: [laughs]GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So I brought him something different and he was a dream to work with. Shelly Long was a dream to work with as well. And she and Steve got along—so we all got along. I remember on the set one day…now, mind you, I’m telling you this from a place of love for John Daly and Derek Gibson. A lot of people have horror stories, but I loved them. Because John Daly was a true grit. He was a hero. So was Derek Gibson. They were great guys. But you had to be. You had to match ’em mano-a-mano. You had to show up and be prepared to take the consequences. BJH: Gotcha…GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So we’re on the set. So now John assigns a studio executive to the set. We’re in Charleston, we’re on location, we’re about a week away from shooting. Great city. I mean, I could talk for hours about Charleston, but I’m just gonna give you the highlights here. And then we’re getting ready to shoot the movie—we’re a week away—and this guy shows up; he was an accounting major, or some relative of a friend of John’s. He says, “Hi, I’m the executive that’s assigned. I’m going to be the liaison between you and John. He’s doing four other movies, so I’m gonna be here. And report to John.” And I sat him down in my office in Charleston. I can remember it as if it was yesterday (though I don’t remember his name, of course). And I said, “Listen, pal, I’m going to give you access to everything. You can come to the dallies. You can be on set. You can come to the production meetings. You can be a fly on a wall to everything going on. I want John to know everything that’s going on in this movie. There won’t be one thing I keep from you. But by god if you turn out to be a rat and you start sending information that is not truthful, or you try to curry favor with John Daly by doing something that will hurt this production, it’s over for you. It’s your choice. BJH: Okay… GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I didn’t really trust the guy. You know, I made the speech. But you know how you get a feeling sometimes where a guy’s just a snake? Like he wouldn’t make eye-contact with me. Anyway, so we gave him an office and we gave him a fax machine…and unbeknownst to him I had our tech guys wire the fax machine so that when he sent a fax—no matter where it went to—I got to read it first. And, you know, after the first day of dallies he [faxes John] that “the production’s in chaos” “people are running here and there.” Because he didn’t know! He’d never been on a set before in his whole fucking life. And I see this fucking fax that never got to John Daly and I called him in and said, “Pal, you make the actors nervous.” And I’d told everybody; I’d told everybody the story I just told you. And then I said, “You make the actors nervous. You’re banned from the set. You can’t eat with the cast and crew. You’re banned from dailies. Just stay in your fucking hotel room and if something comes up, I’ll let John know and then maybe he’ll let you know.” He says, “You can’t do that! I’m the studio executive on this film.” I said, “Watch me!” BJH: Ha!GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Then John called me up and says, “George, you’re disrespecting me. This is my eyes and ears on the show. You can’t do this to him.” I said…[this guy] shows up and Steve [Guttenberg] gets nervous. He can’t deliver his lines. Shelly Long…she gets a case of the vapors, she can’t do anything. I said, “I can slow the production down, but then we’re gonna go over budget. If that’s what you want, I’ll have him sit right there.” He says, “Oh, forget it. Forget it.” [laughs] BJH: [laughing]GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: But then we made the movie and it just…you know, John was struggling to [keep the company afloat]. He was totally financed by Crédit Lyonnais. And when the banks get ahold of your company…he had this incredible [film] library. He had Platoon, Hoosiers, The Last Emperor. I mean, John was a genius. He’d made all these great movies. He signed them all over—lock, stock and barrel—for loans in the future. And then they called in the loans. And then he didn’t have the distribution necessary…and when you can’t pay the bank, the bank comes and takes your marbles away. BJH: Given the distribution difficulties facing Hemdale at the time, what was that like for you—as a producer? GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: At one point, John [Daly] called me and says, “George, there’s no belly laughs in this movie! We need someone to go out and, like, set a paper bag on fire that’s got some dog shit in it. Or something.” BJH: [laughs] GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: “We gotta get some American humor going. And if you don’t put some belly laughs in there—we’re trying to make a comedy for an American audience; not a refined English audience—you’re fucking fired, pal! I need someone in there to give me a comedy with belly laughs so that the distributors, or exhibitors, are laughing their head off.” I said, “Well, John…what’s funny for one person isn’t funny for another. And we have a script. We have a book. We have a script based on a book and it’s not, you know, pie-in-the-face-type stuff.” [But] you know, I had a duty to talk [to the cast and director].BJH: Of course. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So I get Guttenberg and I get Shelly and Malcolm and I say: look, I don’t know how to do something like that. I mean, you have a script; you have sets; you have a budget, you have a schedule; what are you gonna do? Bring a comedy writer in from TV and start writing blackouts or something? It wasn’t possible to do. And John and Derek were frustrated because they didn’t have distribution. So without distribution—without platforming a picture they were fucked, you know? And they thought, well, maybe if George can deliver some belly laughs, maybe he can save the company. BJH: Right. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So we all agreed that it was an impossible thing that John asked me to do. I went back and I said, “John, I talked to everybody, and I talked to the writer too, and there’s just nothing we can do.” He says, “Okay. Pack your fucking bags, asshole. You’re fired. I’ll be out there on Monday and I’ll do it. I don’t need you to do it. It’s my money, it’s my company, I’ll do it. I’ll tell ’em what to do.” BJH: Gotcha. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: [laughing] So I went back and told everybody what John had told me. Shelly was the first person—she said, “George, I’m you’re going, I’m going.” Steve said, “I’m going.” Malcolm said, “I’m going.” The cinematographer said, “I’m going.” And the sound man said, “I’m going.” So I called John back and said, “John, it’s all here waiting for you when you come out on Monday…but unfortunately, when I’m gone, everyone’s going with me!” And there was silence on the other end. And then John said, “Just finish the fucking movie!” And hung up on me. [laughs]BJH: Wow. That’s a great story. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: That was kind of the way it was. Then we finished the film. John didn’t have distribution and the lack of distribution was probably the death knell to one of the most successful production companies of all time. I mean…John Daly, Derek Gibson and Hemdale will go down in my mind will go down in history. Because they were mavericks and they just…and I think because they were Mavericks, people were jealous of them. Studios would spend more money than God and not get an Academy Award. And John would do things cleverly and won Academy Award after another. He was really a genius. And a great guy. John Daly passed away in 2008. He was 71 years old. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I think part of the reason John Daly was such a genius (and I credit Derek Gibson with a lot of this too) is because he was a fight promoter, man. BJH: I didn’t know that. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Yeah. And the movie business is not “oh, let’s have tea and crumpets.” The movie business is getting down into a mud pit and battling for exhibitor dollars—it’s battling for dollars out of people’s pockets; it’s battling for eyes on a TV screen. It is warfare…and John knew that world. He came from the prize-fighting world and he understood where it was at.
How Did This Get Made: A Conversation With The Producer And Editor Of ‘The Boyfriend School’
By Blake Harris/July 1, 2020 8:00 am EST
This week, the gang at How Did This Get Made? covered The Boyfriend School, a 1990 romantic comedy starring Steve Guttenberg, Shelley Long and Jami Gertz.To better understand how (and why) this film got made, I spoke with the film’s editor, Marshall Harvey, and its producer, George Braunstein. Given that George Braunstein hasn’t produced a film in several years, and that he’s best known in Hollywood as an entertainment attorney (he’s a partner at Braunstein & Braunstein), I was particularly curious to hear how he had gotten into producing films. And the answer to that question begins in the late 1940’s… The interview below has been lightly edited for clarity.
Part 1: “You Don’t Learn from Success, Brother”
Part 2: And It Went Downhill from There!
In 1989, editor Marshall Harvey was flying high. He had just finished cutting the Tom Hanks comedy The ‘Burbs and—with that film now in the can—he began looking for his next project… MARSHALL HARVEY: My agent set me up on an interview with Malcolm Mowbray, the director. I had seen a film he did in England called A Private Function that starred Michael Palin from Monty Python and I really liked it. So I was excited to meet him. And we hit it off right away. Especially when he found out my film teacher in college was Alexander Mackendrick, who had done a lot of classic British comedies in the 50s (with Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness). Those were films that Malcolm had grown up with…BJH: Right. What kind of stuff do you remember him saying about The Boyfriend School? Like: why was he excited to do it? How was he sort of pitching it to you? MARSHALL HARVEY: Who? Malcolm?BJH: Yeah. MARSHALL HARVEY: I think he had a two or three picture deal with Hemdale Corporation. He had done a movie before called Out Cold—a black comedy with Jon Lithgow and Randy Quaid….I think he just loved kind of quirky, dark comedies; as do I. And so, you know, it was a gig. [laughs] He was trying to get a foothold in America as a director. But unfortunately, the first movie, Out Cold, made no money whatsoever. Hemdale, at that point in the late 80s—this is John Daly’s company: Hemdale Corporation—they were riding high on co-producing the first Terminator movie and winning the Oscar for Platoon. So they—like some other companies in the late 80s decided: well, we’ll distribute the movies we make. But, you know, the distribution is so much different than making movies. And like De Laurentiis had “DEG” in the 80s, that went belly-up and so did Hemdale; not long after Boyfriend School came out.BJH: Ah, okay. That makes sense. MARSHALL HARVEY: Anyway, [Malcolm and I] we hit it off right away. So I got hired. We went to Charleston, South Carolina, which was beautiful. I enjoyed that. And it went downhill from there! BJH: [laughs] What do you remember about the title change…? Harvey excitedly pulls out an old newspaper ad for The Boyfriend School—mentioning that when he was hired and all throughout production the film had been called Don’t Tell Her It’s Me. MARSHALL HARVEY: But by the time the film was finished, I guess they had a test screening and people didn’t “cotton to” the title so much. I was long gone by then. And only found out about the title change when it was released in theaters. And I just thought: this is a terrible title. It just reeks of desperation, ya know? It’s one of those forgettable titles that…I never liked it. Harvey was not alone in feeling this way. In fact, the opening line of Variety’s review of the film says exactly that (and worse): “Don’t Tell Her It’s Me starts with an awkward, impossible-to-remember title and goes downhill from there. This grotesquely unfunny comedy, with Shelley Long as a romance novelist transforming shy brother Steve Guttenberg into a swaggering stud, should escape quickly from theaters.“MARSHALL HARVEY: Yeah, it got bad reviews. It made no money. Partly because Hemdale didn’t have enough clout, or money, to really advertise enough. Or book the theaters. That was the trouble with a lot of these small companies making smaller movies. You know, a major studio can say to a theater chain: well, you want our next Back to the Future movie? Then you gotta book Don’t Tell Her It’s Me or yada yada yada. But a company like Hemdale: they have no clout. So it’s like: please take our movie!BJH: What do you remember from the editing of the film? Any particular challenges stand out? MARSHALL HARVEY: It was a long time ago. We were still cutting on film. I was on location for the 6 [or] 7 weeks, whatever. Malcolm and I got along really well. There were really no problems until later in post-production over the final cut and whatnot. BJH: Gotcha. MARSHALL HARVEY: I don’t remember cutting too much out. But watching it last night I do recall there were at least a couple of short scenes with Kyle MacLachlan and Mädchen Amick that got deleted. And I think that set up kind of a subplot that MacLachlan was two-timing Jami Gertz and Mädchen had a rich father who was gonna put money into his business. Or something like that. There were a couple of scenes. And those got tossed. Probably for pacing reasons. And also in the last scene where we see them in the movie their dialogue kind of explains all that. But other than that I don’t recall any real problems. Sometimes a lack of coverage. Mostly with the little girl. But she actually came across really well. BJH: One final question: When was the last time you saw the movie? MARSHALL HARVEY: [excitedly] Oh! I did listen to the podcast. And I was pleasantly surprised by how much they liked it, actually! Mostly for the cast (which was great). I hadn’t seen it in 30 years. But I did find a VHS copy and watched it last night to refresh my memory. Because they talked about a lot of things that I completely forgot about. BJH: What did you feel watching it last night? MARSHALL HARVEY: That it has its moments. The running gag with the little girl always worked in screenings. We knew that was gonna work. The scene with Beth Grant as the sex teacher always worked. [But overall] it’s just one of those premises that…it’s a hard sell. BJH: Right. MARSHALL HARVEY: [after a moment of reflection] I felt bad for Jami Gertz because she has to play it real. But unless she was a complete idiot, how could she not see through this plot? But anyway…but the cast, for the most part, is good. And there’s some good moments in it. What happened in post-production, I think, is they said that Malcolm’s early movie made no money and the people at Hemdale (John Daly, specifically) really started getting cold feet when we were in post-production. And especially there were a lot of executives meddling—fighting with the director over god-knows-what. Stupid stuff. And most importantly: they kept cutting the post-production budget down. Which may be the reason I don’t remember going to the sound mix. I think they let me go early. To save money.
Part 3: Producers and Prize-Fighters
Trying to “save money” is by no means unusual during post-production. Though it’s a bit odd to try and find those savings in the editing department. That, however, makes more sense when factoring in the challenges facing John Daly, Derek Gibson and their Hemdale Corporation at this time. But before that, let’s go back to 1984—to right after George Braunstein had produced his first three films: Train Ride to Hollywood, Fade to Black and Surf II. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I’d made three movies and…none of them were big hits. Train Ride got locked up with Billy Jack. Fade to Black, American Cinema bought it and then went out of business. And then Surf II, nobody went to see it. So I thought: I’m never gonna work again. I’m not gonna be able to support my family. So I started to go to law school at night. BJH: Ah, okay. So that’s how you ended up becoming a lawyer. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Yeah. So during the day, I’d [continue producing] with my 100% rejection rate. I had a 50-cents-per-square-foot office in a warehouse in Santa Monica. And then at night, I went to law school. So needless to say, I’m not sleeping at night, and the weekends are gone; but I produced three movies while I was in law school. BJH: Wow! The first of the three films that Braunstein produced while in law school was And God Created Woman (1988), directed by Roger Vadim. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: And by this time I have people who know people who were giving me projects. And I had gotten a script called Hamburgers. It was about a butcher who has a relationship with his partner’s wife and they…it was a comedy murder mystery. And I give it to this English director Malcolm Mowbray and he says, “Oh, I love it.” BJH: What made you think of Malcolm for that movie? GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I had seen this film I just loved called A Private Function that Malcolm had directed. Braunstein—with Malcolm Mowbray attached to direct—then took the “comedy murder mystery” script to John Daly and Derek Gibson at the Hemdale Corporation. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: They were big fans of Malcolm. BJH: What were they big fans of Malcolm from? From the same film you had seen? GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Yeah, A Private Function. John Daly was English and he was a great…I’ll tell you: I did two movies with John Daly. And any day of the week, I would rather do a movie with John Daly and Derek Gibson than do a movie with a studio. Because with all of my studio experiences: I never knew who I was talking to. But when I showed up with John Daly, he wrote the checks. He was in charge. If you could deliver the groceries mono-a-mono with John Daly, you got your way. If you couldn’t support what you wanted; if you couldn’t support your position, or you lied to him, you were out. But at a studio: everybody’s lying!BJH: Ha!GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So [the script] Hamburgers was turned into…fuck, what’s the name of that movie?BJH: Out Cold? GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Out Cold. Thank you. Jesus Christ, Man. I gotta get to the “Memory Center” right away. BJH: [laughs]GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: John wouldn’t do the movie until I got some cast. He said, “Look, I like you George. I like the script. I love Malcolm.” But he had a deal with Tri-Star and Tri-Star had certain minimum requirements. And so I said: how about John Lithgow? Lithgow, at the time, had just been nominated for his second Tony Award for his performance as “Rene Gallimard” in M. Butterfly. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: CAA represented me, but they wouldn’t give the script to John Lithgow. So I get the fucking script to John Lithgow. And I sent him a copy of A Private Function. And he calls the agent up and says, “Why are you keeping the good material from me? I love this!” Then I go to John [Daly], who writes [John Lithgow] a million-dollar check, pay-or-play. So John [Daly] gives me the money for Out Cold. We set up a production office in San Pedro. We do it on location in a butcher shop there. We had John Lithgow; we had Terry Garr; we had Malcolm; we had so much fun doing Out Cold. But then John [Daly] got into a fight with Tri-Star and the picture never got distribution. Unfortunately. It was never released…BJH: Damn…GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I mean, when the movies get out there and you get in front of a bunch of eyes, you create, kind of, a critical mass that helps you in your career. If you make a movie and nobody sees it, then you’re just another dope, you know? Anyway [after Out Cold] Malcolm and I read a book called The Boyfriend School. Written by Sarah Bird. It was a romantic novel and we thought it would be fun so we took it to John [Daly]. John agreed to do it. Again, I had to get cast. He wanted Jami Gertz. And I’d always been a huge fan of Steve Guttenberg. So Guttenberg said yes. Jami said yes. John said yes. And then we went to South Carolina and did the movie. BJH: Was it hard to get Steve? He was so popular at that point in time…GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Well, you know, it’s all the material. He and his manager loved the material. They loved the director. And I think he wanted to get out of…he had done multiple versions of Police Academy and then the three-bachelor dad movie [Three Men and a Baby].BJH: Right. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: In other words: they kept him working—getting the paycheck—but not doing anything artistic. And so I came to him with Malcolm and with [a project] that wasn’t a “remake” of Police Academy. BJH: [laughs]GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So I brought him something different and he was a dream to work with. Shelly Long was a dream to work with as well. And she and Steve got along—so we all got along. I remember on the set one day…now, mind you, I’m telling you this from a place of love for John Daly and Derek Gibson. A lot of people have horror stories, but I loved them. Because John Daly was a true grit. He was a hero. So was Derek Gibson. They were great guys. But you had to be. You had to match ’em mano-a-mano. You had to show up and be prepared to take the consequences. BJH: Gotcha…GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So we’re on the set. So now John assigns a studio executive to the set. We’re in Charleston, we’re on location, we’re about a week away from shooting. Great city. I mean, I could talk for hours about Charleston, but I’m just gonna give you the highlights here. And then we’re getting ready to shoot the movie—we’re a week away—and this guy shows up; he was an accounting major, or some relative of a friend of John’s. He says, “Hi, I’m the executive that’s assigned. I’m going to be the liaison between you and John. He’s doing four other movies, so I’m gonna be here. And report to John.” And I sat him down in my office in Charleston. I can remember it as if it was yesterday (though I don’t remember his name, of course). And I said, “Listen, pal, I’m going to give you access to everything. You can come to the dallies. You can be on set. You can come to the production meetings. You can be a fly on a wall to everything going on. I want John to know everything that’s going on in this movie. There won’t be one thing I keep from you. But by god if you turn out to be a rat and you start sending information that is not truthful, or you try to curry favor with John Daly by doing something that will hurt this production, it’s over for you. It’s your choice. BJH: Okay… GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I didn’t really trust the guy. You know, I made the speech. But you know how you get a feeling sometimes where a guy’s just a snake? Like he wouldn’t make eye-contact with me. Anyway, so we gave him an office and we gave him a fax machine…and unbeknownst to him I had our tech guys wire the fax machine so that when he sent a fax—no matter where it went to—I got to read it first. And, you know, after the first day of dallies he [faxes John] that “the production’s in chaos” “people are running here and there.” Because he didn’t know! He’d never been on a set before in his whole fucking life. And I see this fucking fax that never got to John Daly and I called him in and said, “Pal, you make the actors nervous.” And I’d told everybody; I’d told everybody the story I just told you. And then I said, “You make the actors nervous. You’re banned from the set. You can’t eat with the cast and crew. You’re banned from dailies. Just stay in your fucking hotel room and if something comes up, I’ll let John know and then maybe he’ll let you know.” He says, “You can’t do that! I’m the studio executive on this film.” I said, “Watch me!” BJH: Ha!GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Then John called me up and says, “George, you’re disrespecting me. This is my eyes and ears on the show. You can’t do this to him.” I said…[this guy] shows up and Steve [Guttenberg] gets nervous. He can’t deliver his lines. Shelly Long…she gets a case of the vapors, she can’t do anything. I said, “I can slow the production down, but then we’re gonna go over budget. If that’s what you want, I’ll have him sit right there.” He says, “Oh, forget it. Forget it.” [laughs] BJH: [laughing]GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: But then we made the movie and it just…you know, John was struggling to [keep the company afloat]. He was totally financed by Crédit Lyonnais. And when the banks get ahold of your company…he had this incredible [film] library. He had Platoon, Hoosiers, The Last Emperor. I mean, John was a genius. He’d made all these great movies. He signed them all over—lock, stock and barrel—for loans in the future. And then they called in the loans. And then he didn’t have the distribution necessary…and when you can’t pay the bank, the bank comes and takes your marbles away. BJH: Given the distribution difficulties facing Hemdale at the time, what was that like for you—as a producer? GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: At one point, John [Daly] called me and says, “George, there’s no belly laughs in this movie! We need someone to go out and, like, set a paper bag on fire that’s got some dog shit in it. Or something.” BJH: [laughs] GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: “We gotta get some American humor going. And if you don’t put some belly laughs in there—we’re trying to make a comedy for an American audience; not a refined English audience—you’re fucking fired, pal! I need someone in there to give me a comedy with belly laughs so that the distributors, or exhibitors, are laughing their head off.” I said, “Well, John…what’s funny for one person isn’t funny for another. And we have a script. We have a book. We have a script based on a book and it’s not, you know, pie-in-the-face-type stuff.” [But] you know, I had a duty to talk [to the cast and director].BJH: Of course. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So I get Guttenberg and I get Shelly and Malcolm and I say: look, I don’t know how to do something like that. I mean, you have a script; you have sets; you have a budget, you have a schedule; what are you gonna do? Bring a comedy writer in from TV and start writing blackouts or something? It wasn’t possible to do. And John and Derek were frustrated because they didn’t have distribution. So without distribution—without platforming a picture they were fucked, you know? And they thought, well, maybe if George can deliver some belly laughs, maybe he can save the company. BJH: Right. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: So we all agreed that it was an impossible thing that John asked me to do. I went back and I said, “John, I talked to everybody, and I talked to the writer too, and there’s just nothing we can do.” He says, “Okay. Pack your fucking bags, asshole. You’re fired. I’ll be out there on Monday and I’ll do it. I don’t need you to do it. It’s my money, it’s my company, I’ll do it. I’ll tell ’em what to do.” BJH: Gotcha. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: [laughing] So I went back and told everybody what John had told me. Shelly was the first person—she said, “George, I’m you’re going, I’m going.” Steve said, “I’m going.” Malcolm said, “I’m going.” The cinematographer said, “I’m going.” And the sound man said, “I’m going.” So I called John back and said, “John, it’s all here waiting for you when you come out on Monday…but unfortunately, when I’m gone, everyone’s going with me!” And there was silence on the other end. And then John said, “Just finish the fucking movie!” And hung up on me. [laughs]BJH: Wow. That’s a great story. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: That was kind of the way it was. Then we finished the film. John didn’t have distribution and the lack of distribution was probably the death knell to one of the most successful production companies of all time. I mean…John Daly, Derek Gibson and Hemdale will go down in my mind will go down in history. Because they were mavericks and they just…and I think because they were Mavericks, people were jealous of them. Studios would spend more money than God and not get an Academy Award. And John would do things cleverly and won Academy Award after another. He was really a genius. And a great guy. John Daly passed away in 2008. He was 71 years old. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: I think part of the reason John Daly was such a genius (and I credit Derek Gibson with a lot of this too) is because he was a fight promoter, man. BJH: I didn’t know that. GEORGE BRAUNSTEIN: Yeah. And the movie business is not “oh, let’s have tea and crumpets.” The movie business is getting down into a mud pit and battling for exhibitor dollars—it’s battling for dollars out of people’s pockets; it’s battling for eyes on a TV screen. It is warfare…and John knew that world. He came from the prize-fighting world and he understood where it was at.